He sells cars and if you aren't lucky, because you have bad credit, he is one of your last options. Welcome to the homepage of Heavy H Angeltestes. He deals with bad credit and is one of the subjects of the new Possessed Hand Productions movie Upping The Mutt.

Heavy H believes that the music of our new generation sucks big fat turle ass and that the only real music came from the New Jack era. Groups like Guy, Jodeci, and BoyzIIMen. That was when music was music and when the music was about humpin.

Check out the section of this website that shows some of Heavy H's Favorite Groups.

"I'm so excited by the filming of Upping The Mutt. It is about time that our story gets told and everybody out there can see the glory that is my loins."

Look, fuckers don't cum onto the car lot unless they are ready to buy something and since most of them don't actually pay their stupid ass bills, those people need me. You can't get credit until you reestablish and what better way. And if you have big boobs lets talk about what it takes to get me to cosign. It takes a little playing on the skin flute. You know I am not necessarily a musical man, but whistling the seamen tune reminds me of having sex with the Old Spice Man's Milk lady.

Oh yeah, just sign the damn papers.

1. You need a man with sensitivity. Tickle my balls and see how many senses I have.

2. Have you ever taught sex ed because my pee burns and I'm hot for teacher.

3.  Two grunts and I'm done. I don't waste time with foolish talking and compliments. I'm Heavy H Baby Baby.

4.  Boxers or briefs, no do you want to eat my boxers or my briefs?

5.  I wanna freak all damn night with you and hump your boots.

6.  I don't walk fast because the last time I got my dick caught in my feet I had a hernia three feet wide.

7.  Fill the cup to the top, man I don't know if I can keep from shitting on my hand doing that. Oh and by the way, lets knock some skins.